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Fucking beware I decide what movies go and stay. i pwn all w00t!!11!!1 clock crew forever
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Wonderful movie, This is great I do uunderstand how you feel on your subject heres a break down review.
Grapics-7 Your new and that was wonderful you have made something most people cant even do and they have been using flash for years and they turn out garabage and you have made something, shall i say sweet? Most people on here have fucked up lives thats why were here. Maybe this will help remind them to always appreciate everything, even if its something of the worst
Sound-8 You did not need any vocals to get a message across and it works perfectlt you could have ruined it by adding vocals, the music is subtle enough to were it fits the mood perfectly, The sound was not loud or not a crappy download good job.
Humor-0 Something so serious dosent need humor.
Originality-10 you dont see to much of anything that inspires people to actually think,
Overall I look foward to your future work hope you dont take a turn to the darkside.
<3 ESS3NC3 0F 3V1L (XBL)
Author's Response:
Excellent! thanks for the review! I wanted to try and give noobs like me a good name rather than a spammy one. Your support is really appreciated!!! i dont know what to really say to this review its just so epic! i want to have a large response that looks like a lot of time and effort was put into it, but really i cant say much because this review is so excellent!!!! really even if you went through and gave me a zero for everything, you seem like the person who justifies their opinions! thank you so much for the effort put into this review!!
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"What amazes me is that some of these movies pass."
The sound is horrible, The sprite is not done well, We live in a age when retards can make stunning films and you give us trash, Sure most people like retarded things myself included, But when I cant even enjoy a film due to the sound being horrible, Your voice is barley understandle at most, if this is what your going for then good for you. dont deep throat a mic when recording. I almost blammed it right when it started, but I keppy my stomach through it, some of the animation is decent pretty fluid, Its nothing really original though thats were you are losing most your points for this. You can do better and you should try I have watched some of your other movies and there is potentional just keep it up.
Author's Response:
Yeah but meh...
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Your opening sprite work was decent but im going to just get to the nitty gritty,
audio-3 The audio was decent was not loud, or annoying the drum sequence on the song was decent.
Story-2 sadly I dont know what a Oiram is maybe you could inform me of him, But I did not understand what the fight was about, Your movie was way to short and It never explained why they were fighting.
Graphics-2 Nothing impressive, The fact that you had a preloader got you three stars I always give a extra star for preloaders, But the graphics are out of date, the world has advanced so much in flash technology that you can do better I know for a fact that you can.
Humor-0 Did not laugh. big dissapointment
Overall-2 but with a preloader you get a extra star work harder and one day youll get the respect you deserve.
<3 ESS3NC3 0F 3V1L
Author's Response:
3 for the preloader? fuck you
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Upon first veiwing I was very confused on how to vote for this film, At first I thought it was another shitty kids animation, and would have almost blammed it, but then the voice acting came into it, A little loud so on your next films be sure to record your audio in a better sense youll get a higher score from me, the animation was fluid especially in the style you did it in, the lack of color does not take from the film at all, Im not to big on kids molesting parents, but still pretty funny, The only thing I really did not like to this film is how the faces randomly change to other expressions that do not match that person, I am assuming you went for something random but here is how i break it down for my score.
audio I give a 4, it is kinda low, but again way to loud.
graphics i give a 6. Its nothing new I have seen this style over and over again.
On being Original with a plot and story, I give a 10, Took me by surprise, even though i can not stand JT. So overall is about a seven you did good work I am rating it a little high, just because of the cum shot, I love a good money shot
<3 ESS3NC3 0F 3V1L
Author's Response:
I appreciate it!
Thanks :)
*edit*
The audio sounded just right on my computer..hmm.
And what's this "JT" you speak of?
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Your cock would have to be pretty fucking small. Is this flash based of a true story of something that happended to you once.
No <3-Clock Crew
Author's Response:
No.
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<3 j00
Author's Response:
And so you should. I am undeniably one of the sexiest persons alive in this world.
<3
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You really do have front page material there. Good Plot, Dident drag out to long. The audio was alright, A lot better from what I have seen but that constant hiss keeps its from being a perfect ten but you get a nine which is good. The only thing that bugged was in the begninning credit role with the leg animation I always judged to soon but held it off. Hope to see more in the series. You can end up with a line of devoted fans.
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spell the lyrics right. "kontabusha mushroom people" And you should also give credit to the audio on the main page.
But your flash though was very very bad. heres something to help with it.
1.Plots and stories. That does matter more than you think. Mushrooms running around in silly random spurts just dosent work.
2. Backgrounds spend a lot of time on one that is what will draw the person watching your film deeper into it.
You will get blammed that dosent mean quit just spend a little bit more time then 20 minutes on a flash take a whole week to make a good one.
Author's Response:
Well, I tried giving them the credit by putting the title of the song on the bags of sugar and the band on that one big bag of sugar but I guess it wasn't really noticeable.
1. Also, you're right, there wasn't much of a plot. It was just an emo mushroom hateing everyone.
2. I will work on my backgrounds but it took me about 3 and a half weeks to make because I am learning.
I'll do better, you'll see. Thanks for the advice.
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You did alright some things you need to take into perspective is,
1. You need to be able to skip that intro of reading if we want to you will get a lot of blam points off of that. And someone like me can make or break that.
2. Sound in the intro is also very important, Its like a movie you want a begining that will grip you, Not just a bunch of words, Then you want A plot A story so riviting I want to watch it the climax and then your ending.
Your flash for a sprite movie was alright I would have voted much much higher if the intro was better. I usally do vote after the first three seconds of a flash. But something told me to keep watching I did vote to protect however.
Author's Response:
psh OK so i see ur one of the relaly into it guys on newgrounds i am to so then message me in a more detailed explaination why it wasn't good
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This isent flash at all but its fucking funny, You know what happens but its still funny, I do believe this is the only video ever submitted that I have decided to protect. I doubt it is actually your file you created but We need more trust in the world.
Overall I add up all my scores and divide by the number of different panels of voting so you get a 3.5 Thats a decent score especially for a protection point.
Author's Response:
This movie is Flash, I am not sure what you mean. Right click and it says:"About Flash Player" . I made this myself, where would I steal it from? You can look at other flash and stuff on my site. CrazedInc.com Still don't believe me? I'm not sure I care anymore.
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